Sleepy Little Town On The Mekong

I noticed the calm as soon as we got out of the taxi.  Even though it was after 10:00 in the morning, there was almost no traffic on the street. We split the cab fare with Lucy and Glenn, an Australian couple we met at the border, said our farewells, and we picked up our packs and started walking.  A few motorbikes and tuk-tuks would putter by, and a few more foreigners were sitting in the sidewalk cafes drinking coffee while pouring over Lonely Planet guides.  Peace reigned over all.  It was hard to believe we had just arrived in Vientiane (pronounced VEE-en-chan), the capital of Laos and its largest city.

Our trip to Vientiane was easy, if long. We were able to get from the gulf coast of Thailand to Vientiane, the capital of Laos in about 24 hours by a combination of bus, overnight train, tuk-tuk and taxi. Although there were a lot of moving parts, it was a pretty easy trip. We ended up at our guesthouse in Vientiane even earlier than we thought. We got checked in, showered off the grime of the trip, then hit the street for croissants and Lao coffee. Even decades after the end of French rule in Laos, the French culinary tradition remains in Vientiane. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Vientiane didn’t have the best croissants in Asia.

Vientiane’s small town feel is not just the illusion of a sheltered tourist district tucked away within a larger, screaming metropolis. Even when venturing beyond the outer limits of the city center, you still find no one in much of a hurry. You rarely hear raised voices or car horns. Nearly every corner of the city has a wat, peaceful Buddhist temples and monastery complexes that seem to emit their inner calm to the rest of the city. Even the tuk-tuk drivers are relaxed. Every now and then, one will pop up from his seat with “Sabai dee! Tuk-tuk?” At least as often, we would find a tuk-tuk driver asleep in a hammock made just to fit across the frame of the tuk-tuk’s shell.

Usually, we left the tuk-tuk drivers to their slumber because we preferred wandering Vientiane on foot.  We would wander into one of its wats and find an amazing colossal seated Buddha statue.  Another had beautiful gardens and memorial stupas.  In the Wat Si Saket, we found a courtyard surrounding the main temple building filled with literally thousands of Buddha figures of all sizes, from miniatures to nearly life-sized.  We made our way to the Patuxai, a memorial arch — vaguely similar to the Arc de Triomphe — that was built with concrete donated by the American government for the construction of a runway at the Vientiane airport.  The park around the Patuxai is a favorite spot for the people of Vientiane to hang out, listen to loudly broadcast Chinese pop music, and drink sodas or Beerlao.  There we found this sign, which I’m pretty sure was posted before it was vetted:

Just about the only reason to leave Vientiane is the Buddha Park, located about 25 kilometers to the south of the city.  We crammed on to public bus #14 at the Talat Sao bus station for an hour-long ride to the park.  When we arrived, we found a park maybe an acre or two large full of large, and often bizarre, representations of the Buddha and various Hindu deities.  The centerpiece is a colossal reclining Buddha statute that is at least 50 meters from end-to-end.  When wandering around the rest of the park, however, we had the feeling of having gone down the rabbit hole.

Vientiane lacks the energy of Bangkok and the chaos of Delhi, and I think that’s why we loved it so much.  What it lacked in excitement, it more than made up in good food, interesting sights and friendly people.

[UPDATES: Thanks to Helene for pointing out a big proofreading error on my part.  Hopefully the rest of you were sleeping while we got that fixed!  Also, Kara pointed out that I didn’t add a pic of Patuxai. As you wish.]

Patuxai.  I’m missing the Arc d’ Triomphe comparison.


3 responses to “Sleepy Little Town On The Mekong

  1. Haha, glad you liked Vientiane! Kind of justifies our spending three weeks there! 😉 That photo of the sign is hilarious! And about the relaxed pace of life: did you go to the Scandinavian Bakery, at NamPhu? The hand dryer in the ladies washroom has a sign that says:

    “Put your hands directly under the hair-dryer and it will start after about 5-8 seconds.”

  2. In China, we got into the bad, but funny habit of taking pics of poorly translated signs. “No drunken or loud behavior” and “please do not stampede the luxurious grassland.”

    There is a career to be made in Asia (except Japan) for grammatically correct sign translation.

  3. Nice write up on Vientiane. I have been there a couple of times since 2007 and I agree, the people, food and sights are what really makes this city a wonderful place to visit.